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A 4.7 magnitude earthquake has just struck England.
I still think this is a result of plate techtonics.
Posted by Account Deleted on February 27, 2008 at 03:01 PM in Andrei's blog, Current Affairs, Oddities | Permalink
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No need to think it andrei, it just is.
Of course, I think it's allah's punishment for the royal family murdering dodi al fayed. :-)
February 27, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Hmmm. Here we go again?
Sex education could be made compulsory for five-year-olds
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Last updated at 23:22pm on 25th February 2008
Children as young as five could be given compulsory sex education, it was revealed yesterday.
The prospect emerged as ministers unveiled a review of Sex and Relationship Education in primary and secondary schools.
A panel will examine "the right age to begin teaching what the key messages are and content that young people should receive at each key stage".
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February 27, 2008 at 03:55 PM
On the other hand, Andrei, a 4.7 quake is hardly Wrath-of-God stuff is it?
Question: Are the little ones the result of saucer techtonics?
February 27, 2008 at 04:06 PM
You mean, something was dropped at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party?
February 27, 2008 at 04:08 PM
You would know all about a mad haters tea parties fugly.
February 27, 2008 at 04:18 PM
Looks like its been upgraded to magnitude 5.3 on the Richter scale.
Perhaps a clue lie in what has been damaged
February 27, 2008 at 04:20 PM
andrei - we must be due for a large earthquake in NZ ?
February 27, 2008 at 04:22 PM
earthquakes don't run to timetables, so its never right to say one is due or overdue. They simply happen when the Earth needs to release pressure in its plates.
Unlike internet abuse, earthquakes can never be predicted.
February 27, 2008 at 04:49 PM
I recall that Napier Earthquake was in 1931 with quite a death toll. It took out Christians and non-Christians alike. The good, the bad and the ugly.
I don't think a god got involved in that because they were already in The Depression mode. Or maybe it was a god's idea of a make work scheme and that the human collateral was worth the sacrifice.
Most likely however earthquakes are caused by plate techtonics; i.e. a natural world phenomenon. Like evolution, micro and macro, actually.
Ha Ha Ha
February 27, 2008 at 05:16 PM
If God was vengeful, uncaring being, you would probably be a smoking pile of grease by now. You aren't so, obviously, He isn't.
February 27, 2008 at 05:44 PM
I blame the aliens. Goddamn greys with tectonic disruptor beams and anal probes!
February 27, 2008 at 06:07 PM
"If God was vengeful, uncaring being, you would probably be a smoking pile of grease by now. You aren't so, obviously, He isn't"
Well I don't know about that, and I would not tempt fate if I were you Jim. When a god takes revenge, it is the god's habit to take out major sections of the population while about it!
I think I'm in Taupo for Easter. Keep away everybody because a god just might decide to take the cork out of Ruapehu big time!
Ha Ha HA!!!
February 27, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Do you often laugh at the idea of thousands of people dying?
February 27, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Three exclamation marks at the end of a sentence is a clear indication of a deranged mind.
February 27, 2008 at 06:37 PM
I do wonder what psych hospital Peter is in ?
Poor chap I will pray for him.
February 27, 2008 at 08:31 PM
Yep Andrei, probably, but I do wonder if there are occasionally strings attached as the Bible indicates there are. There's lots going on in the UK that isn't sensible. One day we will see I guess.
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February 28, 2008 at 08:06 PM
"Do you often laugh at the idea of thousands of people dying?"
No but there is an implication that there is a god that laughs if thousands of innocent people are killed while the attempt is being made to punish a minority that is being targetted!
February 28, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Doesn't sound like God to me. More like the other guy
February 29, 2008 at 12:44 AM
So Ropata - are you suggesting that a devil may object to people like me that constantly pull a god's leg?
Surely that puts a god and a devil in the same team?
Ha Ha Ha!!!
February 29, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Uh, I can't quite parse your surreal leaps of logic. But your little sub-reality has things exactly backwards. My premise is that God is good, it makes all the difference. The alternative is existential crisis.
February 29, 2008 at 02:26 PM
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