Does your son act too much like a little boy?
Is he fidgety and rambunctious?
Does he have trouble listening or have a puerile sense of humor?
Is he easily distracted?
Does he have a propensity to get dirty?
Does he enjoy playing with violent toys?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then it might be time to medicate your son. Even if he doesn't have ADD or ADHD, you'll most certainly agree that he's annoying.
Well, now you can curb the boyish tendencies in your son and make him almost comatose in the process. E-MASQL8 Plus has been clinically proven to remove in boys all signs of unwanted boyishness. You'll never have to deal with snips, snails, or puppy-dog tails again.
E-MASQ8 Plus: A Cure for the Common Boy
This ad is on the back cover of the current Salvo magazine. Here's the corresponding inside article--S.T. Karnick's discussion of Girly Men: The Media's Attack on Masculinity.
Yeah...
...well.
"'Brokeback Mountain' to be an opera"
I'm outta here.
Posted by: belt | June 12, 2008 at 02:32 PM
so what did you say ?
Posted by: papero | May 22, 2010 at 06:40 AM
I answered in an IS 100% ... I think I need MASQL8 E-Plus from what you say has been clinically proven to remove all signs of childishness in unwanted children.
Posted by: sildenafil | May 26, 2010 at 01:48 AM
This is too funny. I knew all along that it wasn't normal for my 6 year old boy to be going on like a little girl. Turns out he was taking MASQL8 E-Plus on the sly.
Posted by: Maria | July 23, 2011 at 09:57 PM
It is normal for a 5-6 year old boy to act like that because he or she is still adapting to his/her environment.
Posted by: Madison | January 22, 2012 at 10:12 PM