OK, I know I asked the question in the last post, can it get any worse?
Apparently it can. UN IPCC chair Rajendra Pachauri has just released a febrile bodice-ripper to melt what little is left of his credibility.
The former train engineer who became the epitome of the intelligence and integrity of climate science is now doing his own bit for global warming in his new book Return to Almora, as Anthony Watts reports with a WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT FOLLOWS:
In breathless prose that risks making Dr Pachauri, who will be 70 this year, a laughing stock among the serious, high-minded scientists and world leaders with whom he mixes, he details sexual encounter after sexual encounter.
The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.
But talk of “denuding” is a clue of what is to come.
By page 16, Sanjay is ready for his first liaison with May in a hotel room in Nainital. “She then led him into the bedroom,” writes Dr Pachauri.
“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.
“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.
“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”
More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: “Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before … He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”
Take a cold shower, and read the rest of the steamy (possibly a water vapor feedback loop) novel at the Telegraph
All this on top of revelations about Pachauri's hypocrisy in regard to combating global warming. The man who told the world to stop eating meat and reduce use of private cars has been caught using a petrol-powered car and chauffeur to drive as little as half a mile, instead of using the electric car he was supplied with.
What a sad dreaming bastard he truly is!
Posted by: Faversham | January 31, 2010 at 07:23 PM
But of course Alistair Campbell writing for Penthouse Forum wasn't relevant....
Posted by: CM | February 02, 2010 at 02:58 PM